The problem is that because we have such a hard time explaining chemistry it takes on the level of myth – chemistry is just there or it isn’t. The closer you get to actually getting it but without actually being able to achieve it causes the desire to grow.Which – brace yourselves, I’m about to blow your minds – is bullshit. Marketers know this, which is why they practice artificial scarcity – they’ll tell you “Call now, supplies are running out!
The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…He said Na Br O Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "I melt whenever I see you," The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through." Q: What do you call a clown who's in jail?
" The proton replies "I'm positive." Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element. As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood. Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
I think for a second, and then I write equal amounts (70) next to both hotness and kindness, then 40 next to income and 20 next to fidelity.“Oh wow,” he says.“What? Usually women allocate more to fidelity and less to physical attractiveness.
Maybe you think fidelity is something people can cultivate over time?